Monday, May 28, 2007

Day 27

I’ve been on this island for over three weeks now, and I fear my sanity is beginning to leave me. The cartoon’s portraying the characters beginning to imagine each other as food as they slowly starve to death is truer than it really has any business being.

Yesterday I found myself staring at Frank, my de facto best friend and thinking how much he looked like a plump juicy red hot dog. I fear that if the hunger is not abated soon I will be unable to stop myself from feasting on my friend. A truly heinous turn of events to be sure, especially when I stop to consider that Frank is a depleted fire extinguisher that I named last week in order to satiate my burning desire for social contact.

I would continue but I must savor this writing experience as I have not been blessed with an inexhaustible supply of paper, I go now to throw sand against the waves for several hours

J. Wihi

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Sorry, today's entry is a few minutes late, won't happen again.

I think I’ve finally got this blogging thing figured out. At first my plan was to be so incredibly insightful and witty that I’d attract a colony of my cleverites whose quips and quarrels sparked by my entries would provide filler content during the decades between main posts. But turns out it’s easier to speak your mind and talk about your own goings on than it is be the wittiest man on the planet.

So on that note, I’m finally done with school for the semester and start my full time summer job on Monday. That’s about it really… I should really get a more interesting life if I’m going to publish it before the vast internet. Lets see… I’m slowly working my way through A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin; it’s good, though I am now in the first stages of creating a vast conspiracy theory concerning epic fantasy novelists and dual “R” middle initials.

Well, other than that I’ve little to report other than the fact that World of Warcraft seems to once again be loosing it’s stranglehold on my mind, as evidenced by the fact that I’m actually updating this damn thing. Hopefully I’ll manage several months of freedom and do some decent writing before descending back into the abyss. Wish me luck, if I get enough I’ll use it to maybe draft a four or five word follow up to this article, or hit Vegas, maybe both.