I’ll start off my entrance into the blog world with the utterly unoriginal move of discussing what my blog is going to be about and why I felt the need to make it (answers: I don’t know and boredom). Seeing as I just wasted five minutes of my life trying to select a tolerable title and pseudonym, instead of thinking of a good subject for my first post, I might as well explain the damn things and make an entry out of ‘em. My pseudonym is the synonym of the homonym of the first syllable of my first name combined with the synonym of the homonym of the first syllable of my surname.
After going through that unnecessarily complicated procedure, all I had to do was name the blog. After wasting more time trying to come up with a witty title, the classic “Insert Witty Whatever Here,” line meandered into my mind and after thinking about it for a second I realized how much I hated the damn thing. It’s kind of an anti-witticism that mocks the witty only to highlight its own lack of wittiness creating some sort of Zen paradox that puts me in a trance for hours every time I see it.
So, that’s about all I have at the moment. For my next post, I’m going to try and decide what kind of blogger I want to be. Wacky, cranky-cynical-guy-that-talks-about-how-dumb-the-world-is-and-how-smart-I-am-to-know-this, reflective, philosophical, political, discussion of my hobbies, or merely in the style of a diary and assume my life is interesting enough for other people to read about.
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